Dear Counterfeit Leader
[Originally Written April 9, 2009, but still applicable today]
A friend recently asked me why counterfeiting is evil. I explained that counterfeiters were often criminals with far-flung enterprises who would not think twice about dealing narcotics, exploiting child labor and committing many other crimes. He agreed with a wan smile and hint of an eye roll. I was not reaching him.
Some of this attitude presumably comes from a distrust of legitimate businesses. An attitude of moral equivalency towards all business – legitimate and illegitimate – has taken hold. Recent financial news understandably feeds such dark outlooks.
Nonetheless, counterfeiters are worse. Unlike much of the business community now under scrutiny, counterfeiters have a specific intent to steal and deceive. Their cheap fakes trade on the goodwill and efforts of legitimate businesses, costing profits (and ultimately jobs) from lost sales. In this world economy, lost jobs and tax revenue are not easily replaced. And while most counterfeiters are not guilty of enslaving an entire people under a tyrannical regime, there is one counterfeiter who is.
North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong-il may be the world’s worst counterfeiter. While he sips on Hennessey XO and rattles nuclear sabers, North Korea’s civilian population suffers the horrors of a murderous police state, foraging the land for weeds to eat and toiling to produce fakes that help fuel Kim’s regime.
Using extreme brutality to repress internal dissent and its arsenal to scare off external threats, North Korea functions like a very well-armed mafia family with Kim as its Don. North Korea uses the wages of its sins to fund and fuel its million man army, perpetuating Kim’s cycle of ruthless rule. An anonymous State Department source estimated that North Korea’s illicit activities bring in $1 billion a year, an astonishing figure considering that North Korea only generates a total of $1.7 billion a year in legitimate exports.
Like many criminal enterprises, North Korea has a well-diversified portfolio of illicit activities. North Korea smuggles heroin to Australia, nuclear technology to Syria and Iran, and counterfeit Viagra to America. It was this last activity that drew the attention of American law enforcement. The FBI staged a counterfeit Mafia wedding in a sting operation and invited several known North Korean counterfeiters whom they subsequently arrested. One North Korean suspect carried a briefcase full of counterfeit Viagra as a wedding present.
Meanwhile, North Korea continues to pelt the Pacific with dud missile technology. So the North Korean mafia has not yet figured out how to put nuke to missile, but that day is coming. And when it comes, enforcement of international law against North Korea will be virtually impossible without risking a nuclear war.
The international community is at a loss in finding long-lasting solutions for dealing with the petulant Kim Il-Jong. Consumers, however, can change the world for the better with their buying decisions. By consciously seeking to buy real products, consumers not only help ensure the quality of their purchases, but they also sap a key source of funds for North Korea and other criminals and thugs.
And remember, if you are buying counterfeit Viagra, the rocket you fuel may not be your own.
